Be Careful when Raiding the Chocolate Cupboard
My son often attempts to raid the cupboard that has the chocolate in it. Anyway, yesterday his curiosity and sneakiness didn’t pay off……
That Will Teach You to be Jealous of Your Brother’s Things……
Henry saw his brother in the walker and got envious. He tried to get in it himself and got spectacularly stuck.
No, I would Not Like You to Feed me Half-Chewed Food with Your Grubby Fingers……
My son hates being fed by anyone else and has always wanted to feed himself. He does, however, often attempt to feed me by saying “aaaaaahhhhhh” and aiming half-chewed food at my mouth with his grubby toddler hands. He thinks it’s hilarious. It’s as if he’s saying “let’s see how you like it, Mum……”
Make Sure Your Breast Pads Haven’t Made an Unwelcome Appearance……
Nothing like spending the best part of an hour going through some important documents with someone only to realise you were unknowingly sat with your breast pads on display the whole time……
The Diary of a Stressed Out, Sleep-Deprived Mother. Part 1.
Having just finished a weekend of solo parenting on account of my husband working nights, I thought I would begin to write some diaries of my escapades. This is mainly because I realised that the whole experience has been totally crazy and hectic and that instead of doing an excellent job at this whole parenting […]
Sparkling Water Anyone?
A few nights ago my 7 month old son woke up crying for milk. In my delirious, sleep-deprived state, I shoved a bottle of fizzy water in his face and felt very put out when he screamed in rage following a face-full of fizz. Suddenly, I came to my senses and realised what I had […]
If Your Baby Sleeps, I’m Happy for You. For Anyone Else, Don’t Worry, Neither of Mine Do Either……
One of the main things people seem to say to you when you are expecting a baby or when you have just welcomed a new addition to the family is that you must be low on sleep. It seems logical to assume then, that sleep deprivation is very common when you are a new parent. […]
Big-Headed Children
When your husband says “our sons have such big heads” and you’re like “I KNOW. I pushed them out.”
Sneaky Crisp Thief
When you are too busy chatting and you don’t notice the toddler sneaking your crisps one by one until……they are all gone!
No Idea How Long THAT Had Been There……
A rotten apple was discovered under the sofa. Many thanks to the toddler. No idea how long that had been festering for……