My son often attempts to raid the cupboard that has the chocolate in it. Anyway, yesterday his curiosity and sneakiness didn’t pay off……
Henry saw his brother in the walker and got envious. He tried to get in it himself and got spectacularly stuck.
My son hates being fed by anyone else and has always wanted to feed himself. He does, however, often attempt to feed me by saying “aaaaaahhhhhh” and aiming half-chewed food at my mouth with his grubby toddler hands. He thinks it’s hilarious. It’s as if he’s saying “let’s see how you like it, Mum……”
Nothing like spending the best part of an hour going through some important documents with someone only to realise you were unknowingly sat with your breast pads on display the whole time……
Having just finished a weekend of solo parenting on account of my husband working nights, I thought I would begin to write some diaries of my escapades. This is mainly because I realised that the whole experience has been totally crazy and hectic and that instead of doing an excellent job at this whole parenting […]
A few nights ago my 7 month old son woke up crying for milk. In my delirious, sleep-deprived state, I shoved a bottle of fizzy water in his face and felt very put out when he screamed in rage following a face-full of fizz. Suddenly, I came to my senses and realised what I had […]
One of the main things people seem to say to you when you are expecting a baby or when you have just welcomed a new addition to the family is that you must be low on sleep. It seems logical to assume then, that sleep deprivation is very common when you are a new parent. […]
When your husband says “our sons have such big heads” and you’re like “I KNOW. I pushed them out.”
When you are too busy chatting and you don’t notice the toddler sneaking your crisps one by one until……they are all gone!
A rotten apple was discovered under the sofa. Many thanks to the toddler. No idea how long that had been festering for……