My husband changed the baby following him being covered in blueberry puree and having had an unfortunate poo explosion. Now I know he looks cute and that I’m going to sound lazy but it is a nightmare to change any subsequent dirty nappies when they are all dressed up like this. I tend to favour […]
I’m not going to lie, I find weaning a bit of a challenge. It doesn’t help in the early stages when the target is constantly moving and so getting the spoon into their mouth can prove to be a mammoth task! This was shortly after my son had taken a sudden and enthusiastic lurch towards […]
My son’s reaction to being told he wasn’t allowed chocolate for breakfast!
I had given birth to my first son Henry at 20.51 on 23rd September 2017. After having a bath (you will recall I describe it as looking like something out of a horror film) and being observed for a short while on the labour ward, I was transferred later that night to the post natal […]
My youngest son farted so loudly this morning that it woke him up. I thought there was a chance it may have burned a hole in his sleeping bag. I was relieved to find it hadn’t when I checked.
Stumbled upon some sneaky furniture decoration in the form of a chocolatey handprint courtesy of my toddler……I hope this washes off!
Just keep smiling and realise that most people in the room probably understand what you are going through and if they don’t then they have obviously never had children!
My son had his nursery photos today and it had been a sleep-deprived night looking after his baby brother who is teething. I remembered I needed to send him in looking reasonably smart in preparation for his pictures. My mother-in-law called me when she had collected him in the morning and was on the way […]
How my toddler tells me he has had enough to eat- he turns his plate or bowl upside down and pushes it on to the floor. This almost invariably occurs during the split second that I have decided to turn my back, thus leaving me powerless to stop it.
If I had gastroenteritis and simultaneously took a laxative overdose I could not manage an explosion as impressive as this