I was singing in a remembrance service on Sunday just gone and my top split in a crucial area during the service. The perils of being a mom and living in budget clothing!
We went for lunch recently and James and I shared some spicy chicken wings. Henry was eyeing them up and decided he wanted to try some for himself. Despite us advising him against it, he insisted. He was wearing a red jumper at the time and as he bit in to the spicy wing, his […]
Henry celebrated his 2nd birthday on Monday and because we had been away in the Lake District over the weekend the cake had to be bought. We got him a Colin the Caterpillar cake as that one is always a favourite and of course the boys love chocolate. When he got the cake he pointed […]
Came across this stunning handprint on the walls courtesy of the toddler! Love this free home decor (not)!
One of the kids sh*t in the bath again tonight (see below) and so one of my cleaning strategies was to blast it with the shower. Unfortunately, during the process, the shower flew from my grasp and turned on me and soaked me from head to toe!
When you hear the word “poo” swiftly followed by that ominous squelching sound then you know you are really in trouble. This happened a few months ago with Henry. I had to wear a surgical mask to clean it up the smell was so bad!
Henry decided that it would be a great idea to pick up a lump of coal yesterday and try to eat it. It was not a great idea. He sincerely regretted it. It turns out there is a good reason why Santa decides to give coal to naughty people- coal isn’t very nice!
Toddler wanted to cuddle me when he came home from nursery. He then proceeded to be sick all over me. I will always be highly suspicious whenever he tries to show me affection in the future……
I would do well to remember to just throw away all of my white items of clothing. Every. Single. One. They are simply not compatible with children.