No, I would Not Like You to Feed me Half-Chewed Food with Your Grubby Fingers……

My son hates being fed by anyone else and has always wanted to feed himself. He does, however, often attempt to feed me by saying “aaaaaahhhhhh” and aiming half-chewed food at my mouth with his grubby toddler hands. He thinks it’s hilarious. It’s as if he’s saying “let’s see how you like it, Mum……”