Be Careful when Raiding the Chocolate Cupboard
My son often attempts to raid the cupboard that has the chocolate in it. Anyway, yesterday his curiosity and sneakiness didn’t pay off……
My son often attempts to raid the cupboard that has the chocolate in it. Anyway, yesterday his curiosity and sneakiness didn’t pay off……
Henry saw his brother in the walker and got envious. He tried to get in it himself and got spectacularly stuck.
My son hates being fed by anyone else and has always wanted to feed himself. He does, however, often attempt to feed me by saying “aaaaaahhhhhh” and aiming half-chewed food at my mouth with his grubby toddler hands. He thinks it’s hilarious. It’s as if he’s saying “let’s see how you like it, Mum……”
Nothing like spending the best part of an hour going through some important documents with someone only to realise you were unknowingly sat with your breast pads on display the whole time……
A few nights ago my 7 month old son woke up crying for milk. In my delirious, sleep-deprived state, I shoved a bottle of fizzy water in his face and felt very put out when he screamed in rage following a face-full of fizz. Suddenly, I came to my senses and realised what I had […]
When your husband says “our sons have such big heads” and you’re like “I KNOW. I pushed them out.”
When you are too busy chatting and you don’t notice the toddler sneaking your crisps one by one until……they are all gone!
A rotten apple was discovered under the sofa. Many thanks to the toddler. No idea how long that had been festering for……
After repeatedly telling my son that he is not allowed chocolate for breakfast under any circumstances, I have just gone and done the most hypocritical thing……it was a long weekend of solo parenting as husband was on nights……I was desperate……
So, my toddler has not yet got the hang of straws. There was an unwelcome soaking in fruit juice just seconds after the above picture was taken. He thought perhaps he had cracked the method in the picture below, but alas, he discovered it would take him ages to drink the sweet orange juice doing […]