I heard some loud banging noises last night as Henry hurtled round the kitchen. He is obsessed with throwing balls at the moment. I was thinking his balls seemed abnormally hard until I realised they were in fact these candles, which he had pinched from a drawer and was throwing round as if they were […]
“Can you grab my balls please?” my husband asks me with a wink and a smile. It’s a humid summer’s evening and the car windows are steaming up much like they did in that scene from Titanic. I am in a compromising position, leaning over the ledge between the front carseats with my nose inches […]
For my first birthday after having Henry (our eldest) my husband bought me a “family photoshoot” as a gift. This was to involve us, as a family, going to a local studio, having a makeover, and having several family photographs taken in a variety of outfits alongside a selection of different backdrops. We managed to […]
