The Alarm Clock Fart
My youngest son farted so loudly this morning that it woke him up. I thought there was a chance it may have burned a hole in his sleeping bag. I was relieved to find it hadn’t when I checked.
unwelcome furniture decorations
Stumbled upon some sneaky furniture decoration in the form of a chocolatey handprint courtesy of my toddler……I hope this washes off!
dining out with toddlers is always eventful
Just keep smiling and realise that most people in the room probably understand what you are going through and if they don’t then they have obviously never had children!
Photo day fail
My son had his nursery photos today and it had been a sleep-deprived night looking after his baby brother who is teething. I remembered I needed to send him in looking reasonably smart in preparation for his pictures. My mother-in-law called me when she had collected him in the morning and was on the way […]
Sometimes I hate Mealtimes……
How my toddler tells me he has had enough to eat- he turns his plate or bowl upside down and pushes it on to the floor. This almost invariably occurs during the split second that I have decided to turn my back, thus leaving me powerless to stop it.
The poo explosion
If I had gastroenteritis and simultaneously took a laxative overdose I could not manage an explosion as impressive as this