Category: Funny Fails

I would do well to remember to just throw away all of my white items of clothing. Every. Single. One. They are simply not compatible with children.

I heard some loud banging noises last night as Henry hurtled round the kitchen. He is obsessed with throwing balls at the moment. I was thinking his balls seemed abnormally hard until I realised they were in fact these candles, which he had pinched from a drawer and was throwing round as if they were […]

When you’ve been out and about wearing a white blazer (probably pretty silly when you have young kids I know) and you look down and realise you’ve been covered in half chewed baby food all along!

Always love to see what my son has been up to at nursery……I’m certain he got this trait from his father!

Thought he was a bit quiet whilst he was watching TV. Got a bit closer and realised he had fallen asleep……whilst standing up!

When you try and give them some toast and it results in a massive “vomcano”. Yes, that is vomit coming out of his nose. He chundered “everywaaarrr” just like the guy from “Gap Ya.”

I was clearly sleep deprived when we decided on Edward’s full name. Looks a bit funny on his clothing labels. JAWs!!

Henry (my toddler) has started to share some things recently. However, he decided to be extra generous and donate an entire Jaffa Cake to his baby brother, who obviously devoured the whole thing. I wasn’t planning on introducing Edward to chocolate quite so soon. Thanks Henry!!

We took a trip out the other day and this duck was staring at me intensely as I ate my lunch. I suspected it was after my cheese and tomato toastie and was genuinely concerned that it was going to dive bomb me and snatch it straight out of my mouth (that’s how serious the […]

So glad I took the time to hoover earlier…..NOT! Should have remembered cleaning is virtually futile with children roaming the place!