A few nights ago my 7 month old son woke up crying for milk. In my delirious, sleep-deprived state, I shoved a bottle of fizzy water in his face and felt very put out when he screamed in rage following a face-full of fizz. Suddenly, I came to my senses and realised what I had […]
One of the main things people seem to say to you when you are expecting a baby or when you have just welcomed a new addition to the family is that you must be low on sleep. It seems logical to assume then, that sleep deprivation is very common when you are a new parent. […]
When your husband says “our sons have such big heads” and you’re like “I KNOW. I pushed them out.”
When you are too busy chatting and you don’t notice the toddler sneaking your crisps one by one until……they are all gone!
A rotten apple was discovered under the sofa. Many thanks to the toddler. No idea how long that had been festering for……
After repeatedly telling my son that he is not allowed chocolate for breakfast under any circumstances, I have just gone and done the most hypocritical thing……it was a long weekend of solo parenting as husband was on nights……I was desperate……
So, my toddler has not yet got the hang of straws. There was an unwelcome soaking in fruit juice just seconds after the above picture was taken. He thought perhaps he had cracked the method in the picture below, but alas, he discovered it would take him ages to drink the sweet orange juice doing […]
According to Henry, 2 pacifiers are better than 1.
How is it possible to get this messy? I mean, there is even chocolate in his eye……
As you approach your due date, you may notice that all of a sudden you seem to have a new found popularity and you are starting to hear from an awful lot of people. This list may include some individuals you haven’t even conversed with in months or years. Yes, suddenly every mere acquaintance you […]
