I Should Have Thought These Initials Through a Bit More……
I was clearly sleep deprived when we decided on Edward’s full name. Looks a bit funny on his clothing labels. JAWs!!
Weaning Was Going Well Until……
Henry (my toddler) has started to share some things recently. However, he decided to be extra generous and donate an entire Jaffa Cake to his baby brother, who obviously devoured the whole thing. I wasn’t planning on introducing Edward to chocolate quite so soon. Thanks Henry!!
Lucky Enough To Be Heading To Wimbledon This Year? Just Be Sure To Revise Some Basic Physics So That “Baby Brain” Doesn’t Get The Better Of You……
When you have young children, you are often very busy and tired. The constant lack of sleep and seemingly endless “To Do” lists often leave you feeling a bit overwhelmed and confused. Personally, I now have more of a tendency to be a bit forgetful and daft more often than not (much to my husband’s […]
Watch Out for Animals Thieving Baby Snacks
We took a trip out the other day and this duck was staring at me intensely as I ate my lunch. I suspected it was after my cheese and tomato toastie and was genuinely concerned that it was going to dive bomb me and snatch it straight out of my mouth (that’s how serious the […]
I’m So Glad I Vacuumed The Floor……NOT!
So glad I took the time to hoover earlier…..NOT! Should have remembered cleaning is virtually futile with children roaming the place!
Be Careful when Raiding the Chocolate Cupboard
My son often attempts to raid the cupboard that has the chocolate in it. Anyway, yesterday his curiosity and sneakiness didn’t pay off……
That Will Teach You to be Jealous of Your Brother’s Things……
Henry saw his brother in the walker and got envious. He tried to get in it himself and got spectacularly stuck.
No, I would Not Like You to Feed me Half-Chewed Food with Your Grubby Fingers……
My son hates being fed by anyone else and has always wanted to feed himself. He does, however, often attempt to feed me by saying “aaaaaahhhhhh” and aiming half-chewed food at my mouth with his grubby toddler hands. He thinks it’s hilarious. It’s as if he’s saying “let’s see how you like it, Mum……”
Make Sure Your Breast Pads Haven’t Made an Unwelcome Appearance……
Nothing like spending the best part of an hour going through some important documents with someone only to realise you were unknowingly sat with your breast pads on display the whole time……
The Diary of a Stressed Out, Sleep-Deprived Mother. Part 1.
Having just finished a weekend of solo parenting on account of my husband working nights, I thought I would begin to write some diaries of my escapades. This is mainly because I realised that the whole experience has been totally crazy and hectic and that instead of doing an excellent job at this whole parenting […]