You are not an Irresponsible Parent, It’s Just that Toddlers are Always Trying to Kill Themselves……

“What an adult strives all day to achieve, a toddler can accomplish in a single, unsupervised minute.” I saw these words on a meme recently, and they couldn’t be more accurate. Essentially, as soon as you have a child, you need to “grow a pair.” No, not a pair of balls as you may be […]

Apparently Santa Really Did his Research When He Decided on Coal as an Appropriate Gift for Naughty People……

Henry decided that it would be a great idea to pick up a lump of coal yesterday and try to eat it. It was not a great idea. He sincerely regretted it. It turns out there is a good reason why Santa decides to give coal to naughty people- coal isn’t very nice!