Want a Full Night’s Sleep? In Your Dreams!
The Toddler Helps to Touch Up the Walls
Team Chanel vs Team Chan(n)el (Islands)……
The joke behind this is that I come from the Channel Islands originally. The bottom picture is me with my Mum.
Trying to Leave the House on Time (and Failing)……
Got to Love a Bit of Decor on the Walls Courtesy of the Toddler
Came across this stunning handprint on the walls courtesy of the toddler! Love this free home decor (not)!
Drenched Whilst Cleaning Sh*t out of the Shower
One of the kids sh*t in the bath again tonight (see below) and so one of my cleaning strategies was to blast it with the shower. Unfortunately, during the process, the shower flew from my grasp and turned on me and soaked me from head to toe!
“Poo” and that Ominous Squelching Sound
When you hear the word “poo” swiftly followed by that ominous squelching sound then you know you are really in trouble. This happened a few months ago with Henry. I had to wear a surgical mask to clean it up the smell was so bad!