Got to Love a Bit of Decor on the Walls Courtesy of the Toddler
Came across this stunning handprint on the walls courtesy of the toddler! Love this free home decor (not)!
Drenched Whilst Cleaning Sh*t out of the Shower
One of the kids sh*t in the bath again tonight (see below) and so one of my cleaning strategies was to blast it with the shower. Unfortunately, during the process, the shower flew from my grasp and turned on me and soaked me from head to toe!
“Poo” and that Ominous Squelching Sound
When you hear the word “poo” swiftly followed by that ominous squelching sound then you know you are really in trouble. This happened a few months ago with Henry. I had to wear a surgical mask to clean it up the smell was so bad!
Official Picture Day at Nursery
I Need More Pacifiers
You are not an Irresponsible Parent, It’s Just that Toddlers are Always Trying to Kill Themselves……
“What an adult strives all day to achieve, a toddler can accomplish in a single, unsupervised minute.” I saw these words on a meme recently, and they couldn’t be more accurate. Essentially, as soon as you have a child, you need to “grow a pair.” No, not a pair of balls as you may be […]